Linkage: Naked Lust, Posing For Hugh And Getting Trashed

Anna Kournikova looking hotter than ever!

Anna Kournikova at CHANEL Cruise Show - HQ Celebrity

Kourtney Kardashian’s Hotter Than Her Sister - Drunken Stepfather

Bikinis Agree With Hollie Bowerman - My Chill Pill

Tammy Vallejos is a sexy MySpace strumpet - HGOM

Another sexy assed chick revealed - Don Chavez

Michelle Panzarella Wants To Pose For Hugh Hefner - Banned In Hollywood

Vince Young Gets Trashed - Busted Coverage

Are You A Genius Or An Idiot? - Mick Landers

Hedo Turkoglu inspires naked lust - on 205th

Anything You Want, For a Fee - Mac G’s World

Jennifer Aniston Is A Pool Bunny - Beer Goggler

Alessandra Brahkowski is worth a peek - Brahsome

Sumo Car Wash - AttuWorld

NYU Grad Gets Tackled at Yankee Stadium - Uncoached

Judge Shows Dean Wormer How It Is Done - Tasty Booze

Man Undressing His Wife - With A Digger

Here’s a clip from a foreign tv show of a guy undressing his wife with a construction digger.

WTF? Watching this clip just filled my head with question that are never going to be answered.

How did he realise he had a skill for taking womens clothes off with a digger? Did he kill a few in practice? How many wives has he had? Can he pop a bra clip with that thing? Has he tried to take off her panties with it?

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Kate Middleton: The Royal Upskirt Pictures

A mixed bunch of Kate Middleton upskirt pictures from the past year or two.

Just incase you don’t know who Kate is, she is a posh bit of crumpet currently being serviced by Britain’s future King, Prince William.

Like any other civilized 26 year old she likes a night out on the town and since she is in the public eye whenever Kate is out so are the snap happy paparazzi.

There Are Teachers And Then There Are Educators

Lipstick in School

According to a recent news story, a private school in Washington was faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

O’Reilly Gets The Remix Treatment

Everyone seen the old video of Bill O’Reilly losing the plot and flipping out earlier this, now it’s been cut up and remixed - it actually sounds a bit like the old 80’s song “19″ by Paul Hardcastle.

Young Lady Brings Soldiers To Attention

If this young lady continues to walk and pass along the front of these soldiers then the saying ‘Standing To Attention’ may take on an altogether different meaning.

You can bet my gun would be ready to fire if she passed me!!!

Gallery Of Girls Aloud In Concert

A selection of pictures from the current Girls Aloud tour.

The Tangled Up Tour is girl’s third arena-based concert tour and their fourth overall. The tour began on 3 May 2008 in Belfast, with the final show on 4 June in Birmingham.

Now the gig on the 24th is the one I waiting for - hopefully there will be a wardrobe malfunction that night

Linkage: A Sexy Brazilian And Disturbing Wikipedia Articles

Laura Vandervoort looking hot at Mick Landers

I must admit I’m glad to have finished up for the day, it’s been a long day of work. Blogging is a draining profession that requires a constant top up of beer to keep the mind active.

R.I.P. Tommy Burns 16 December 1956 – 15 May 2008

Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures - Mick Landers

How to have sex in a parked car - Wonder How To

Playboy Audition: Brittany Montague - Don Chavez

Claudia Schiffer Topless in Vogue - Drunken Stepfather

Fist Bumping Rules - Tasty Booze

Janis G Would be a Fun Night Out - HGOM

Isabeli Fontana Is A Sexy Brazilian - Beer Goggler

International Babe: Rianne Ten Haken - Double Viking

Not Cool Enough To Get In? Just Dress Like The DJ! - Camel Tap

Christina Aguilera Has Very Big Cleavage - My Chill Pill

EA Sports Screenshots - LWS

The 5 Most Disturbing Wikipedia Articles About Sex - The List Blog

Don’t ‘F’ With The Tulsa Talons Swoop Mascot - Busted Coverage

Amazing Cop Skills - EJB

KISS got Rick Roll’d - on 205th

Lowrider Chopper With A Difference - BIOTV

This is a disturbing image - Dave’s Daily

Denise Milani Shows Off Her Sexy Green Shirt - Sqwable

Seeking Japanese Girl for Wife - CraigList

Rollercoaster Creator (Game) - FreeWebArcade

Gin Tan Is Cute And Crazy

Gin Tan is a bit of a cutie but she’s also pretty wild. In a brief interview for Maxim Singapore she answered she wants to be a MILF when asked what she’d like to do when she grows up!!!

It continued when asked, “what parts of a guy do you find sexy?” Her answer: “I tend to look for nice eyebrows. It’s strange and I don’t really know the reason behind it.”

A definite candidate for the nut house but her looks mean we can turn a blind eye to her madness - for now at least.

PS2 Continues To Outsell The PS3

According to the latest sales figures from Sony, the PS2 is still outselling the PS3. PS3 sales topped 9.2 million for fiscal 2008 but the PS2 – despite weaker sales – still managed to sell 13.7 million units. This is down by almost 1 million units on fiscal 2007 but still a massive sales achievement.

In software terms, the PS2 is still a goldmine with sales of 154 million units, down almost 40 million on 2007, but still triple those for all the other PlayStation platforms.

Kit Boy Gets Free Mercedes As A Thank You

Big-hearted Birmingham midfielder Olivier Kapo shrugged off the disappointment of the club’s Premier League relegation by giving his bootboy, James McPike, a £30,000 Mercedes as a thank you gesture for looking after his kit during his first season at St Andrew’s.

McPike, 20, had initially been disappointed when Kapo turned down his request for a pair of boots to mark the end of the campaign. But his mood ligthened considerably when Kapo instead gave him the keys to his car.

McPike, who signed professional terms as a 17-year-old earns an estimated £3000 a week - 100 times less than Kapo - and told his team-mate he could not accept as he couldn’t afford the insurance.

But Kapo, 27, then drove the shocked youngster to his home, handed him the spare set of keys and the car’s logbook and insisted on paying for a year’s insurance.

Rioting Before And After UEFA Cup Final

So my team, Glasgow Rangers, were defeated in last nights UEFA Cup Final by Russian outfit Zenit. Now if that wasn’t bad enough it emerged that fans had been involved in running battles with police BEFORE the match had even started.

To be honest I’m not surprised this happened. Rangers fans are no angels, Glasgow is a tough city and violence is commonplace. Add to the mix it had been widely reported that many football hooligans from English teams were intending to descend on Manchester dressed in Rangers strips with the sole intention of causing trouble. Surely police and security chiefs were aware of this considering how widespread these stories had been prior to the game.

So what kicked it all off? Well unlike most of the inaccurate reporting online this DIDN’T start because of the teams defeat.

Tens of thousands of ticketless fans were left disappointed after waiting for hours in Manchester’s Piccadilly Gardens - one of the fan zones set up with a huge screen that was beaming in the game - when a message flashed up on the screens less than five minutes before kick-off advising the crowd that there was a glitch and there would be no live feed on the screen.

Hundreds of officers swarmed into the Gardens to try to control the situation as the crowd tried to leave the area. Officers in riot gear drew their batons. Mounted police and dog handlers flooded the area. Fans claimed police jostled them. Some were hit with batons and bottles flew. Riot police charged and bottles and traffic cones were thrown in response.

Small pockets of fans remained in Piccadilly in the hope that the big screen would start working but it remained blank. Police moved in waves, ushering fans out of the square but there were angry flashpoints. At 8.30pm, there was mayhem at the fringes of Piccadilly Gardens. Police came under a hail of bottles from furious fans they were escorting away.

As a police helicopter circled overhead, lines of officers in riot gear charged at fans as they tried to contain the situation. One fan was seen being whacked by police in a shop doorway. The man’s friends rushed to help him and fighting broke out. At least one man was seen being carried from the square with unknown injuries.

Fans in the other city centre fan zones - at Albert Square and Cathedral Gardens - were oblivious to what was happening until thousands of supporters surged in. But tens of thousands missed at least the entire first half of the game.

After the game trouble seemed to escalate. A Russian fan was stabbed outside the stadium but his injuries were not serious. Six men - believed to be Rangers fans - were arrested over the incident.

This is an embarrassment.

Pre match violence

After match rioting.

The 1 Minute Test Answers

Here’s the answer sheet from yesterday’s 1 minute test. How did you do? Full marks?

Tips On How To Get Ladies Flashing Their Jugs

Here’s a video with a few pointers on how to get the ladies to flash their assets for you with as little effort as possible.

Retired American Soldier At French Customs

A group of retired American teachers recently went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. ‘You have been to France before, monsieur?’ the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

‘Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.’

The American said, ‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.’

‘Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !’

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. ‘Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in ‘44 to help liberate this country, I couldn’t find any damn Frenchmen to show it to.’

Here’s another funny tale involving A U.S. Navy Admiral the and the French. Continue Reading

Linkage: Cricket, Concerts Ana A Meltdown Moment

Gin Tan is on the way tomorrow….

A quick note to all men, women and perverts - the readers of this site summed up nicely - tonight’s the big night for Glasgow Rangers and if we win the UEFA Cup Final I may be missing for several days, I should be sober enough to post again by the weekend. However I have prepared several posts for the coming days to give you some booblers to ogle just not as many as normal.

Here’s today’s 15 recommended picks from my blog reader.

Get Cricket in the U.S - Uncoached

How Not To Ruin A Concert For Everyone - Mick Landers

Why Is Lauren Conrad So Shy? - Beer Goggler

Never Use A Loaded Back Scratcher - Tasty Booze

Miley Cyrus Rocks The Mic - Drunken Stepfather

Wendy Cain Just States the Facts - HGOM

Colbert Has a Papa Bear Meltdown Moment - Mac Gs World

Cal-State Fullerton Chick Wants To Get Naked - Busted Coverage

Hayden Panettiere is not gay: damn!!! - on 205th

The Masculine Side of Mother Nature - Banned In Hollywood

Reggie Miller Likes To Party - Don Chavez

The Funniest Star Wars / Assault Post You Will Read All Year - The Angry T

President Bush Bashes Jessica Simpson - Bitten and Bound

Would you let Amy ride your train? - Attuworld

Shenae Grimes Is A New Hottie to Watch For - My Chill Pill

Gemma Atkinson Is Back At The Beach

Gemma Atkinson is currently one of the sexiest women on the planet - she’s cute, got a great body and a damn fine rack. I’ll also add she actually seems a pretty nice person too.

Over the past week or so the internet has been flooded with photos of her holidaying in Cuba and today we’ll add to this frenzy with another set of Gemma enjoying some time out at the beach.

I have no idea whether these pictures are old or new but as an ‘admirer’ of Miss Atkinson I’m certain I haven’t seen them before today.

Either way I’m sure you’ll enjoy a second look if you’ve seen them before, if it’s a first sighting then you better be careful - they are hot!

Preview Of The Hot New N*E*R*D Video

Here’s a sample of whats to come in the new N*E*R*D video for ‘Everyone Nose’ - I’m hoping it can match up with their classic Lapdance video.

Can You Complete This Test In Under A Minute?

Here’s a quick test for you to try out. Time allowed is one minute. Answers tomorrow at the same time.

Fox Hunting With A Twist

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